What a way to say goodbye to 2009.
My friend was a little nervous when she saw a homeless man sleeping in her hallway. She didn't want to call the police, so she called her landlord (who lives downstairs) to inform her. I guess the landlord called the police, because there was quite a scuffle in the hallway.. and my friend heard,
SIR. DO NOT REACH FOR THAT. DO NOT PULL OUT THAT MACHETE. SIR. DON'T TAKE THAT OUT... DO NOT RESIST! WE HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT YOU CAN'T BE SOMEWHERE YOU DON'T BELONG.
Um. Why was a homeless man with a MACHETE sleeping outside my friend's door!??? And where does one acquire a machete? It's not like there are specialty machete stores. Not here, anyway!
I don't think she's going to mind that 2009 is over now... Happy New Year, everyone!